Things Your Child Should Not Say To You In Front Of A Security Guard

"Who are you? Do I know you?"

Yes, my little joker decided to ask Tiff these very questions as they were passing the security guard on their way out of Target one day. There was no incident, thankfully, but can you imagine what could have happened if he were an overzealous security guard intent on doing his job to the fullest of his capabilities?

Yeah.

Then again, if Tiff or I wasn't the one taking Kenzie outside the store, I'd have wanted him to be that overzealous security guard.

Still, it's a funny thing for her to have said.