Things Your Child Should Not Say To You In Front Of A Security Guard

"Who are you? Do I know you?"

Yes, my little joker decided to ask Tiff these very questions as they were passing the security guard on their way out of Target one day. There was no incident, thankfully, but can you imagine what could have happened if he were an overzealous security guard intent on doing his job to the fullest of his capabilities?

Yeah.

Then again, if Tiff or I wasn't the one taking Kenzie outside the store, I'd have wanted him to be that overzealous security guard.

Still, it's a funny thing for her to have said.

As one of her projects at school, Kenzie had to hand-write a letter to me and Tiffany. She not only addressed the letter to myself and Tiff, but also to our cat, Bella, who can be seen at top right. I think that she did pretty well writing her letter, as you can see. The size and shape of her letters looks pretty consistent. Now, Kenzie doesn't know how to spell most words, so she had to have her teacher tell her how to spell all the words in the letter that aren't our names.

What I'd like to know is: what must have been going through her teacher's mind while she was telling Kenzie how to spell the last part of her letter. Check it out (click the pictures to enlarge them):