Thursdays and Fridays are my nights to pick Kenzie up from school. And last night on the ride home, I flicked her on the leg. Why I decided to flick her leg isn't important. What's important - and funny - is that as a result, she banned me from her "next party." Confused, I asked her when her party was going to be and she responded that she was referring to her 5th birthday party, which is more than six months away.

I must really be in the doghouse because today she banned me from all of her birthdays up until her ninth.

So if I'm not invited to her birthday parties, does that mean I don't have to pay for them?