My roommate's computer was down last night so I couldn't post the UltraSound findings. Sorry 'bout that, Chief.

Anyway, we got home last night at about 6 pm. Tiff immediately called her grandmother and I called my sister. Then Tiff called her mom and my mom and I called my friends Michele and Tracey. We had the best news ever:

We are having ONE baby!

This is great news, folks. This means that, for the people who know me well, there will only be ONE of my offspring running around.

;o)

It also means that I won't have to work three jobs in addition to prostituting myself on weekends to afford the kids. I can't tell you how relieved I was when I saw that one, single, uno, solitary, lonesome, little blob on the ultrasound screen.

For your information, Tiff is registered at Babies R Us and Wal*Mart. If you do go to Wal*Mart, good luck finding what's on the list because we looked at the printout and it's hard to tell what's what!

Till next time,

-andy